OPSEC Crewneck

Loose lips still sink ships. They also get you removed from the group chat.

A classical bust, blindfolded in static, one finger pressed to its lips, a globe resting on its shoulders like it has been carrying the weight of everyone else's bad decisions. A crosshair frames the whole thing, because apparently even discretion needs a reticle now.

OPSEC is not paranoia. It is just remembering that “need to know” is a real category, and most people you meet at a party are not in it. This one is the crewneck version, for the months when a tee alone will not cut it.

The details

• 50/50 cotton/polyester blend, 8.0 oz — air-jet spun yarn for a smooth, pill-resistant face
• Double-needle stitching at the neck, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a snug, structured fit
• Unisex sizing, S–5XL
• Gildan 18000 · Made in the USA or imported components, assembled to order

Care

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach, no dry cleaning. Iron low if you must.