Vibe Coders

The deploy went out at 2 a.m. and nobody remembers writing half of it.

Feet up, laptop balanced on a lap that has not left the couch since lunch, headphones on, hood up, a mug with a palm tree on it going cold somewhere nearby. Behind him, a sunset that looks suspiciously like a screensaver, because at this point, who can tell anymore.

Vibe coding is a real term now, which either means the industry has embraced honesty or given up entirely. This shirt does not take a position. It just wants you to ship it and see what happens.

The details

• 100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz — heavyweight and pre-shrunk
• Garment-dyed after construction for depth and texture
• Tubular knit, no side seams, double-needle stitched throughout
• Relaxed fit, sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label
• Comfort Colors® 1717 · Made in Honduras

Care

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach, no dry cleaning. Iron low if you must.