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The Long Way Around
$34.99
Three hours to see four attractions is either bad trip planning or very good tradecraft.
A theme park loop makes an excellent surveillance detection route: crowded, slow, and easy to double back through the same gate twice without anyone asking why. The castle just happens to stay in frame the whole time.
The details
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz — heavyweight and pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed after construction for depth and texture
- Tubular knit, no side seams, double-needle stitched throughout
- Relaxed fit, sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label
- Comfort Colors® 1717 · Made in Honduras
Care
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach, no dry cleaning. Iron low if you must.