Remote Viewer

The mountains might be real. The blindfold definitely is.

A face turned skyward, wrapped in a starfield instead of fabric, a moon and a star suspended right where the eyes should be. Crosshairs and orbit lines frame the whole thing like a target lock that never quite resolves.

Somewhere in a filing cabinet that no longer technically exists, there is a report with a coordinate, a sketch, and a percentage confidence rating attached to a session that looked a lot like this. Make of that what you will.

The details

• 100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz — heavyweight and pre-shrunk
• Garment-dyed after construction for depth and texture
• Tubular knit, no side seams, double-needle stitched throughout
• Relaxed fit, sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label
• Comfort Colors® 1717 · Made in Honduras

Care

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach, no dry cleaning. Iron low if you must.