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The detachment was triple the size of the team it replaced, and because no maintenance contract existed in theater, its soldiers learned to field-repair their own print systems before departing. The unit's parent at the time, and today, is the 17th PSYOP Battalion (Austin, Texas), 7th PSYOP Group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eStructure, Mission, and Heraldry\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tactical PSYOP company is built from a Headquarters Section, a Tactical PSYOP Development Detachment for product development and target-audience analysis, and Tactical PSYOP Detachments for distribution, loudspeaker operations, and face-to-face engagement. Its signature tools have included the Psychological Operations Print System–Light, described by the Army as the workhorse of the product detachment, and a satellite Product Distribution System. 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